povecanje penisa

Jest bi si rad podaljšal penis, pa me zanima če ima kdo izmed vas ze kaksne take izkusnje. Videl sem ze na internetu na strani http://www.mojpenis.net vaje ki jih je treba kupiti in baje povecajo velikost v 1 mesecu za 2,5cm. Problem je pa v tem da jest nimam nobene od tam nastetih placilnih kartic da bi lahko kupil uporabnisko ime in geslo.
Lepo bi vas prosil, če slicajno ima kdo izmed vas kaksne vaje ali pa celo uporabnisko ime od mojpenis.net in ce bi bil morda tako prijazen , in mi morda poslje na moj e-mail (mmm_maestro.yahoo.com) kaksno koristno in uspesno vajo za povecanje penisa.
Hvala vam LP

Tehnike za povečanje penisa

There are many methods and techniques of penis enlargement, some focus
on lengthening the penis, others focus on thickening the penis, and some do
a little of both. We are not going to cover all of the available techniques out
there, but rather the ones that we have found most beneficial and proven.
Hot Compresses or Warm Water Soaking
This is not really a technique but more of a preparation for the other
techniques. Before doing any of the other techniques, this one should be
done first, as it will help to expand the blood vessels in the penis and
increase the flow of oxygen fresh blood in the penis, preparing it for the
following techniques.
Now for the first step, either:
1) Wrap your penis in a washcloth soaked with warm water.
2) Get in the bathtub and run warm water over your penis by putting your
penis under the faucet (test the water first with your hand, so you don’t
burn your self.
3) Soak In a Warm Bath.
Do any of these for 5-15 minutes. This will help to expand tissues of the
penis and bring in more fresh oxygen rich blood. After this step you penis
will have a pink hue and be slightly swollen.
Manual Techniques
The Jelq Technique or Milking the Penis
The Jelq technique is an ancient method of penis enlargement from the
Middle East. Traditionally it was taught father to son when the child reached
adolescence. In wealthy families when the boy grew older he might be sent
to a “Mehbil” a gym or health club where a highly trained attendant will
perform the Jelq technique on the boy on a daily basis. As a result of these
daily treatments his penis grow to dimensions that it would not have attained
had he not had the technique applied. This technique also works on the fully
developed adult penis as well.
The Jelq Technique:
1. Start with flaccid penis; put some oil or lubricant on your hands and penis.
2. Grip your penis with an overhand grip with your thumb and index finger.
3. Squeeze gently and milk your penis down to the head, stretching your
penis as you go. When you get to the head start the movement over with
the other hand.
4. Do the technique over and over again for 30 minutes alternating each
hand as you go.
5. If you start to get hard or feel the urge to ejaculate stop and wait until it
passes and your erection subsides a bit and then continue, as this must be
done with a semi-hard penis for it to work.
Tip: Make sure that you have more than enough lubricant on your hands and
penis. The best lubricant I have found is Albolene liquefying cleanser, which
can be found in the cosmetic section on most drug stores. Women use it for
removing makeup, but it also makes a great sexual lubricant (it’s oil based,47
so do not use with condoms during sex). This product has been used in the
porn industry for years.
WARNING: You should use a moderate grip only.
If you squeeze too hard you could cause bruising and or rupturing of
superficial blood vessels on and near the surface of your penis. If after doing
the technique you see any red blotches or dots you used to tight a grip have
ruptured some superficial blood vessels and should wait until they heal
(Approximately 24-48 hours) before applying this or any other enlargement
technique.
You should do this 5-7 days a week for 30 minute each time. Don’t squeeze
too hard as you could bruise your penis. This techniques has worked for
many men, but it may take up 6 months before you see any noticeable
difference and most men will give up after 4 – 6 weeks.
What you are doing is forcing more blood into the corpora cavernosa
(spongy tissue of the penis) and over time they will stretch and grow to
allow more and more blood to fill the area, and henceforth your penis will
thicken. The technique also over time stretches the tissues of the penis as
well as the suspensory ligament, which will help to lengthen the penis.
The Stretch Technique
The stretch technique is basically what it sounds like. By stretching the penis
6 to 12 times a day you help to lengthen the suspensory ligament and tissues
of the penis which will help to lengthen the penis over time. Dr. Walter
Schlesingser M.D. first made a similar technique popular in his book titled
“Penicure, the Manhood Miracle”.
The Technique:
1. Your penis should be flaccid to slightly semi-hard.
2. Grip the head of your penis with your thumb and first three fingers, with
an over hand grip, the middle finger should wrap around just below the
head of the penis.
3. Gently and slowly stretch your penis as far as it will stretch without any
pain or discomfort. Hold for 15-30 seconds.
4. Repeat step 3 several times each session.
5. You should do this technique several times a day, after urination, a hot
bath, a shower, before bed or any other occasion that you have access to
you penis.
Taoist Exercises
The next couple of exercises are ancient Taoist techniques for giving the
penis a more pleasing mushroom shape and to produce harder erections.
Both of these are done with an erection. The first one is optional if you like
the shape of your penis.
Technique #1: To Reshape the Penis
This first technique is designed to give the penis more of a mushroom shape
and make the head larger which is said to heighten pleasure for the female
partner during intercourse.
1. Stimulate your penis until you have a very firm erection.
2. Grip the shaft of your penis with an underhand grip.
3. Squeeze firmly (but not hard enough to cause pain or to bruise your
penis).
4. Slide you hand up to the head, as if forcing blood into it. It is like a
milking motion. You should see the head expand and darken. Hold for a
few seconds, then release.
5. Repeat step 4 for 2-3 minutes.
Technique #2: To Strengthen the Penis and Produce Harder Erections
1. Stimulate your penis until you have a very firm erection.
2. Grip the shaft of your penis with an underhand grip.
3. Squeeze firmly (but not hard enough to cause pain or to bruise your
penis). Hold for a few seconds, then release.
4. Repeat step 3 for 2-3 minutes.

Veliko uspeha!

LP Penismeister

Fantje, zdej pa res že mal pretiravate s tem. Penis gor, penis dol, kako skrajšati, kako podaljšati… Pa govorite, da samo punce sitnarimo z videzom.

Upam, da Berlinmeister (nekoč Liftmaster) ne bo tega zameril. Morala sem tole prekopirat.

Avtor: Liftmaster ()
Datum: 02-07-01 14:03

Vsak dan pojest 50 kg orehovih jedrc, 5,5 grama Vegete, vse skupaj zabeliti z 10% raztopino varekine, potem pa še 5 litrov utekočinjene koruze. Zraven si je treba obvezno pripeti na tiča 8,893 kg utež. To je recept za tiča do gležnjev. Ko dosežeš želeno dolžino prenehaš s kuro.

Stranski učinki:
Po prenehanju diete je možno, da se osebku vrne prejšnje stanje v hujši obliki, velika je možnost zrušitve naravne črevesne flore, možne so mikroreumatske spremembe na črevesnih resicah, ki povzročajo peristaltiko. Ne izključuje se tudi vranični katar in epilepsija ledvičnih kamnov.

Pa mnogo sreče!

Za uporabo in posledice omenjenega postopka nisem odgovoren ne moralno, ne krivdno, ne objektivno, ne subjektivno.

Liftmaster, dr.doc.prim.mag.dipl.iur.oec.mgmt.ing.agr.friz.sex.

Sam da pomislim, da bi imel moj fant umetno podaljšanega se mi vse skupi zagnusi. Nikoli ga ne bi dala v usta, kaj šele kam drugam. Ne delat tega!

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Post na mestu. Sploh ne zamerim. I´m flattered 😉

Pojdi k kakemu kmetu in ga prosi naj vklopi molzni stroj. Ti pa svojega korenjaka vtakni v nastavek za molžo seskov pri kravah. Vakuum, ki pri tem nastane, bo tvojega otepača močno povečal, pazi le, da ti ne bo prišlo, ker bo tisto mleko potem skisano:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Od kdaj pa je sperma kisla? Aja se ena neizkušena…

Mogoče je prej spil liter kisa :)))))))))))

LP, miki