nasvet za boljsi sex :)

Ceprav priznam da imam samo teorijo …

NASVET ZA BOLJŠI SEKS 1:

Ko ženska najde moškega, ki dobro liže, je našla zaklad, ki se ga nebo zlahka odpovedala. Nič ne naredi ženske tako enkratne kot je njena mala ……… Vagine so v različnih oblikah, barvah in velikostih… Nekatere so zaprte noter, nekatere imajo odprte ustnice, itd. itd…
Ena stran ščegetavčka (klitorisa) je ponavadi bolj občutljiva, kot druga. Če ona ne ve, katera stran je bolj občutljiva – eksperimentiraj! Ko se ženska vzburi, postane klitoris večji in trši. Večji je, bolj mu ugaja drgnjenje… seveda pa je preprosto in pošteno povedano, da je pri tovrstnem početju zelo pomembna intimna nega, saj če bo vaš lizalec naletel na slabo ali pa ne umito, ste lahko prepričane da se bo tovrstnega posega lotil le stežka,.. …
ZAČETEK Prepričaj se, da imaš prste mokre, preden se dotakneš njenega klitorisa, saj le-ta nima svojih sokov, poleg tega pa je ZELO občutljiv. Tvoj suh prst se bo prilepil nanj, kar pa boli. Kadarkoli se dotikaš njene vagine, moraš imeti prste mokre. Lahko jih namočiš s slino ali pa s sokom iz njene luknje. Preden se ženska vzburi, je njen ščegetavček preveč občutljiv, da bi se igral z njim. Počasi in nežno s prsti odstrani dlačice, odpri njene velike ustnice, poišči njene notranje ustnice, tudi ližeš jih lahko če hočeš… S koncem tvojega mokrega prsta podrsaj nežno gor, dokler ne prideš do male rožnate kepe… Če si pred njo, jo lahko najdeš tam, kjer se vse ustnice in koža stikajo skupaj, nad njeno luknjico. Ščegetavček (klitoris) je velik približno kot vrh tvojega malega prsta. To je erotično najbolj občutljivo mesto na ženskem telesu. Njegov namen je samo in edino, služiti ugodju.
LJUBLJENJE Ženske imajo rade, če jih božamo in predvsem delamo nežno z njimi. Notranji del ustja njene pvagine in vagina sama je najbolj občutljiv del. Liži ga, poljubljaj ga, delaj krivulje na njem s konico svojega jezika. Pojdi bližje k ……., nato odidi stran… Pripravi jo, da bo sodelovala. Zatem liži tam, kjer se noge stikajo s ………. Obraz zarini v njene dlačice. Z ustnicami vleci po njej, brez da bi pritiskal in jo še bolj vzburi. Ko se začne zvijati in vzdigovati, da bi dobila še več, daj ustnice na vrh njene …….. Poljubi jo nežno, zatem malo bolj grobo. Zatem s jezikom odpri …….. ustnice in ko se odprejo, hodi z jezikom gor in dol med zgornjim in spodnjim delom ………..
…………. Z JEZIKOM Nežno razširi njene noge s pomočjo rok. Začni jo …….. s svojim trdim in ozkim jezikom. To ugaja božansko. To tudi zbudi vraga v njej, saj sedaj hoče tudi nekaj pozornosti, posvečene njenemu ščegetavčku. Hitro potiskaj svoj jezik v njo in iz njene mokre ………., vmes hitreje potem spet počasneje. Ne pozabi popeljati jezik po celi dolžini ……. ustnic, da se samo dotakneš njenega ščegetavčka. NIKOLI ne uporabljaj zob.
ORGAZEM ŠČEGETAVČKA Poglej, če je ščegetavček zadosti zrasel, da ga je moč opaziti. Če je, potem ga liži. Če ga ni, potem te najbrž še vedno čaka tam noter. Z jezikom podrgni do vrha njene ……… in ga poišči. Če ga ne čutiš, potem ga vzburi, da bo zrasel, s tem da ližeš kožo, ki sega preko njega. Poljubljaj močneje in pritiskaj nežno v njeno kožo. Nežno dvigni njene ustnice stran in nastavi svoj jezik hitro k njenemu ščegetavčku, pa če je pokrit ali ne. Njene noge bi morale vztrepetati. Ko začutiš, da se približuje orgazmu, naredi iz svojih ustnic en velik O in vzemi ščegetavček v svoja usta. Začni sesati nežno in opazuj njen obraz, kako reagira. Če ji ustreza, začni sesati močneje, če postane nora, sesaj še močneje. Delaj z njo. Gibaj z njo, ko dviga boke v zrak, da bi povečala ugodje in orgazem. Ne bojuj se z njo. Obdrži svoja vroča usta na njenem ščegetavčku, ne izpusti! Zaradi tega bo potem rekla:” Ne ustavljaj, ne ustavljaj nikoli!” Ona že ima svoj razlog… večina moških preneha prehitro.
…………. S PRSTOM & ORGAZEM Lahko jo ………… s prstom, medtem ko ona uživa ob tvojem lizanju… Lepo ji bo – prej, vmes ali potem. Poleg vseh erogenih con okoli ščegetavčka ima ženska še eno zelo občutljivo področje na vrhu luknjice. To je tisto, ob kar se drgne pimpek med ………. To je znana G- točka. Sedaj bodo morali tvoji prsti nadomestiti pimpeka. Z dvema prstoma. En sam je premajhen in trije so preveč široki in ne morejo zadosti globoko noter. Prepričaj se, ali sta mokra. Potisni ju počasi noter, najprej počasneje potem hitreje. ………. jo v ritmu. Pospeši, ko pospeši ona. Poslušaj njeno dihanje. Pokazala ti bo, kaj narediti. Če ji hkrati ližeš ščegetavčka in jo ………. s prsti, ji daješ dosti večjo stimulacijo, kot bi ji dajal samo z navadnim …………… Verjemi! Ko ji začne prihajati, ne izpusti ščegetavčka. Ostani tam! Ko pride s prvega orgazma, pritisni jezik pod ščegetavčkom, ustnice pa naj še naprej pokrivajo vrh. Počasi premikaj jezik in če so tvoji prsti še vedno v njej, premikaj njih tudi. Ampak zelo nežno, saj so stvari v tem trenutku zelo občutljive. Če si sedaj dobro igral s svojimi kartami, boš na ta račun dobil kar nekaj zaporednih orgazmov. Ženska lahko ostane vzburjena še celo uro, potem ko je doživela orgazem. Ne pusti je samo potem. Pogovarjaj se z njo, božaj njeno telo, prsi, skratka – ljubi se z njo, dokler se čisto ne pomiri.

lp

Uf, s tebe po pa še nekaj!

Bravo kolega, koliko let in koliko samic si porabil, da si razvil svojo teorijo? Pa saj je že skoraj končana, samo tam, kjer so pikice, moraš še vstaviti ustrezne besede!

unikat je pisal/pisala:

> Ceprav priznam da imam samo teorijo …

Dober prevod 🙂

Če kdo rabi original, naj se naglas zadere, pa bo dobil v mail 🙂

lp, d.

V redu čtivo, samo že videno, oziroma prebrano. Mislim, da je izšlo že enkrat v Študentskem utripu v MB.

V bistvu še nimaš niti teorije :))

Še za poliglote, ki radi surfajo po netu (tukaj še izveste malo več, kot pa je prepisal in priredil naš Unikat – http://www.bomis.com/rings/techniques/5 :)))
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When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can @!#$, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he’s got it made.

Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.

Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I’ve seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl’s cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman’s unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.

Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you’re petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.

Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn’t mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.

Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn’t have any juices of it’s own and it’s extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it’s dry and that hurts. But you don’t want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.

Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.

Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you’ve done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she’s straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.

Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you’re about to eat must be done gently.

Tongue-@!#$ her. This feels define. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it’s covering. If so, lick it. If you can’t see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up tot he top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience it’s presence. But even if you can’t feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.

Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she’s getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady’s face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don’t fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don’t let go. That’s what she’ll be saying too: ‘Don’t stop. Don’t ever stop!’

There’s a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who’s a lousy @!#$, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.

But back to your pussy eating session…There’s another thing you can do to intensify your woman’s pleasure. You can finger-@!#$ her while she’s enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, curing or after. She’ll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you’re fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking.

Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can’t get deep enough. Make sure they’re wet so you don’t irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. @!#$ her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.

She’ll let you know what to do. If you’re sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you’re giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she’s getting high on this. If there’s any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You may have one who’s nipples get hard when she’s excited or only when she’s having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you’ll be a more sensitive lover.

When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven’s sakes, don’t let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.

If you play your cards right, you’ll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she’s had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She’d be yours as long as you wanted her.

The last advice I have for you is this: After you’ve made her come, make her your slave by giving her the best head she’s ever had, don’t leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she’s come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.

Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it’s what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover’s signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.

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Hja, zdaj vidim, da moraš samo plagiate delat ali pa (ne)spretno vpet svoje besede v obstoječ tekst pa pogojno znati prevajati. Oprosti, ampak že prej sem rahlo dvomil v verodostojnost tvojih zgodb, pesmi….zdaj pa sploh. (Sem imel nek občutek parafraziranja Cankarjevih črtic)
Fak ej, dandanes moraš biti samo basač pa ti še preko tega foruma dežujejo ponudbe za partnerstvo oz. romantično zvezo.

Čuj, koliko jih te pade na tak način, če te prej le ne spregledajo? – daj izdaj mi :)) Pa brez zamere, ne da sem ti nevoščljiv, ampak, pri takih ljudeh se mi dobesedno dlake ježijo po hrbtu, ker je tega čisto preveč (od naših bedastih politikov, vseznalskih podjetnikov, avtomehanikov, ki znajo vse popraviti…..). In potem še tako svetohlinsko poveš:
———–Avtor: unikat ()
Datum: 02-09-01 14:47

ni potreben dar, jaz tega ne jemljem kot dar, ko sem zalosten, ko se zamislim nad samim sabo, ko me kdo prizadane ,… se tako izpovem, ni mi tezko pisat o zalosti, ker morda srece se ne poznam ( ce je res ljubezen navecja sreca ) …
kancek domisljije za prvi stavek , romaticna pesem na radiu, in potem se pise in pise,
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….Oh, punce, ne bit naivne pa nasest vsakemu prvemu kvazi-pisatelju-umetniku.

Preveč je ljudi, ki vedo, da vedo in premalo tistih, ki vedo.

Težko je biti dandanes unikat 😉

Dobro znas prepisovat. Ni kej.

Kdor prej pride, prej melje!
Se je pač prvi spomnil prepisat! Kje pa piše, da vse padamo na
takšno pisanje. Vsekakor pri nekaterih ženskah (večina?) bolj štejejo dejanja kot pa leporečje. Če tega g. Unikat še ne ve,
pa še bo!
Liftmaster, “šparaj” energijo! Vseeno pa hvala za razkritje “njegove Unikatne teorije”. Lp

Prepisano, prevedeno, dobro, slabo,….. mi smo se mel luštn na ta račun.

Eh, saj ni bilo nič – par miškinih klikov pa copy paste pa je. Čist za usput :))

Lepo!
………………………mokro……………………………………………………………….
Ni vazno od kod si vzel vse to, lepo je da si vzel cas in napisal “teorijo” vsem tistim, ki jo se niso brali, in jim pomagal pri ustvarjanju, tisti ,ki pa so joze prebrali mislim, da jim ne bo skodilo prebrat se 1x, ker je zares RESNICNA!!

Tangica

Tangica, iz tebe govorijo izkušnje, bravo!

Ja pa saj nisem nikjer reko da je to na “mojem zelniku” zraslo …. a je kdo prebral da sm jaz to napisal… ?? a sem se bahal ?

%&/”(#%”$#/”$#(!”(#%(/”%/(#=(&!”#= vas gleda…

jaz sem to preprosto dobil na mail… in sm shranil upajoc, da nekoc mi celo prav pride ..
tak da …
je pa res tole da zakaj pa vi niste se spolnal pa dal gor ? kdo prej pride, prej dobi .. :))

lp

EJ TO TE PA PROU VZBURI AAAAAA!!!!!! ful ok

k pa ste se zj usi nanga spravl?!?!? on je sam dau na forum kr se mu je zdel zanimiu.ni nikjer omenu daj to negov izum.
btw unikat hvala za mejl:)
lp vsem
maja

hval teb maja za podporo… maili bodo prihajali… ce bos se zelela … ti sam cim prej odpisi … pa velik napisi … :))

lp

Mogoče nismo hoteli deliti z ostalimi in smo to že sami prakticirali :)))))))

Sej je vseeno, če je prepisano…stvar ni iz trte zvita. Berite in se učite! 🙂

JA,mene je full skurla zadeva, priznam!Sej ni vazen kje kaj in kako je to dubu,vazen je da ma smisel in priznam, da ko preberes zadevo si totalno redi za kej tazka, jaz bi zdele full!

sramezljivka je pisal/pisala:

> JA,mene je full skurla zadeva, priznam!Sej ni vazen kje kaj
> in kako je to dubu,vazen je da ma smisel in priznam, da ko
> preberes zadevo si totalno redi za kej tazka, jaz bi zdele
> full!

No, pa mailaj, pa se lahko kaj zmeniva 🙂

lp, d-dot