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All about sex

TOMZI 26.06.2003 ob 09:24 zadnji odgovor 26.06.2003 ob 11:33

Subject: All about sex
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
> >natural, wholesome
> > > things that money can buy.”
> > > * Tom Clancy
> > >
> > > “You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me
> >neither.”
> > > * Steve Martin
> > >
> > > “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have
> >a good partner,
> > > you’d better have a good hand.”
> > > * Woody Allen
> > >
> > > “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a
> >date on Saturday
> > > night.”
> > > * Rodney Dangerfield
> > >
> > > “There are a number of mechanical devices which
> >increase sexual
> > > arousal,
> > > particularly in women. Chief among these is the
> >Mercedes-Benz 500SL.”
> > > * Lynn Lavner
> > >
> > > “Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog
> >vacation at the
> > > taxidermist.”
> > > * Matt Barry
> > >
> > > “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
> >rope.”
> > > * Camille Paglia
> > >
> > > “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The
> >other eight
> > > are
> > > unimportant.”
> > > * George Burns
> > >
> > > “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake
> >whole
> > > relationships.”
> > > * Sharon Stone
> > >
> > > “My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter
> >what she’s
> > > reading.”
> > > * Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
> > >
> > > “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it;
> >so I said
> > > “Thyroid
> > > problem?'”
> > > * Arnold Schwarzenegger
> > >
> > > “Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a
> >sport for black
> > > men.
> > > Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
> > > * Tiger Woods
> > >
> > > “My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-
> >bitch.”
> > > * Jack Nicholson
> > >
> > > Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or
> >where he lives,
> > > but he
> > > never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
> > > * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn’t
> >think Barbara had
> > > a
> > > sense of humor!)
> > >
> > > “Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip
> >out a man’s
> > > genitals
> > > through his wallet.”
> > > * Robin Williams
> > >
> > > “Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
> >think of it as the
> > > only
> > > time of the month that I can be myself.”
> > > * Roseanne
> > >
> > > “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
> >place.”
> > > * Billy Crystal
> > >
> > > “According to a new survey, women say they feel more
> >comfortable
> > > undressing in front of men than they do undressing in
> >front of other
> > > women. They say that women are too judgmental, where,
> >of course, men
> > > are
> > > just grateful.”
> > > * Robert De Niro
> > >
> > > “There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
> >that many men
> > > are
> > > having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say
> >they cause
> > > severe
> > > swelling. So what’s the problem?”
> > > * Dustin Hoffman
> > >
> > > “There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because
> >men think, ‘I
> > > know
> > > what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.'”
> > > * Jerry Seinfeld
> > >
> > > “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a
> >woman I don’t
> > > like
> > > and just give her a house.”
> > > * Rod Stewart
> > >
> > > “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
> >penis, and only
> > > enough blood to run one at a time.”
> > > * Robin Williams