Bush in kraljica
> George W. Bush is hanging out with the Queen of England. He
> asks her, “How do you run an efficient government? Any tips
> you can give me?”
> And the queen says “Well, the most important thing is to
> surround yourself with intelligent people.”
> Bush frowns, and replies, “Well, how do I know the people
> around me are really intelligent or not?”
> The queen takes a little sip of tea, and says, “Oh, that’s
> easy. You just ask them a riddle.”
> Then the queen pushes the button on her intercom and says
> “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
> So Tony Blair walks into the room. “Yes, my queen?”
> The queen smiles at Tony and says, “Tony, answer me this,
> would you? Your mother and father have a child. It’s not your
> brother, and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”
> Without missing a beat, Tony Blair says, “Well, that would be
> me.”
> The queen smiles and says, “Very good, thank you!”
>
> So, back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. So, he
> asks to speak with Dick Cheney. “Hey Dick, answer this for me,
> would you ? Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not
> your brother and it’s not your sister… who is it?”
> Dick Cheney frowns and says “Geez, I’m not sure..lemme get
> back to you.”
> So, Dick Cheney goes to all his advisors, and asks everyone he
> can, but no one can answer it for him. Finally, he ends up in
> the men’s room, and he recognises Colin Powell’s shoes in the
> next stall over. So Dick shouts over to him, “Hey Colin… can
> you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a
> child, and it’s not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?”
> Colin Powell flushes, and yells back, “Hey, that’s easy…
> it’s me!”
>
> Dick Cheney smiles and yells “Thanks!” So, Dick Cheney goes
> back into the Oval Office and tells Bush, “Hey, I finally
> figured out the answer to that riddle! It’s Colin Powell!”
> Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney.
> Bush yells right in Dick’s face, “No you idiot! It’s Tony
> Blair!”
:-)))