Q: Before signing the death certificate had you taken the man’s pulse? — A: No.
Q: Did you listen for a heart beat? — A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing? — A: No.
Q: So when you signed the death certificate you hadn’t taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?
A: Well, let me put it this way. The man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
Pa naj bo še malo črnega humorja.